Here's a two-fer in case you think I spent all of May lazing around painting lamps and throwing solitary ice cream parties. Technically you'd be right, but not only did I participate in the food chain (ice cream is on the very bottom with Cheetos and algae) but I created these family friendly depictions of it as well. I'm 101% positive this qualifies me to teach any life science to 8th graders. That's going to look nice on my resume. See, no slacking here!